B型は知的障害者

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/04/22(水) 10:08:43.54

はい

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/07/08(水) 17:19:26.39

ククク

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/07/10(金) 05:28:14.05

うぜえ

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/07/11(土) 00:38:52.38

？？？？？？？

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/07/11(土) 02:20:07.95

嫉妬すんなうぜえな

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/07/16(木) 02:15:50.56

>>1なんだとこの野郎

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/03(月) 06:59:33.45

あごがでて毒親のせいで性格がひんまがったぱわはら三昧のあおき良文くんくんも天下のB型やでw

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/03(月) 16:46:17.99

Ｂ型ってワキガ率高いよなぁ

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/03(月) 20:01:39.60

B型ってどうして性格悪いの多いのかな？

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/03(月) 20:14:08.67

『ケーキの切れない非行少年たち』はB型のことを書いてる本かと思った
そもそも認知が歪んでるから何が間違ってるのかさえ分からないのだと思われる
自分が歪んだメガネをかけてるだけなのに相手が歪んでると思い込み続けてるみたいな

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/04(火) 13:22:11.52

説明書読まないで物壊すやつが多いイメージ
読めば分かることを何でやらんのかね

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:34:20.39

Firstly, in a pan heat 1tbsp butter and saute onion.
also, add turnip cook till it become soft now add coriander powder saute for 10,15 sec.Now add 1 cup palak and saute until palak shrinks.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:34:44.36

Now add cup paneer and saute well,cook for 1,2 minute.
further add mixed herbs, chilli flakes, pepper and salt.
saute and mix well. the mixture is ready, keep aside.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:35:31.74

Now take 2 slices of bread and spread butter on each slice of bread.
spread 2 tbsp of prepared mixture over bread slice.
cover with another slice of bread and press gently.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:36:04.53

Now heat a tawa,Roast the sandwich with butter on both sides.
finally, cut the bread in half and serve spinach,paneer,turnip sandwich is ready to serve.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:37:15.72

Lots of people couldn’t wait for the return of the Turnip. 魵 few, maybe are really dreading it. 鮻nzo gets credit for the sign, we ran this last year.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:37:52.33

All of the seasonal sandwiches start with an ingredient that is great at that particular time of the year.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:38:07.23

I was thinking about creating a sandwich with apples, and there’s that classic New England pairing of �apple pie and cheddar.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:38:29.63

So we came up with the apple spread and cheddar cheese.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:38:45.34

I wanted a dark leafy green so I chose bunch spinach, which is picked time-wise in between baby spinach and the more fibrous older spinach.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:38:58.59

I needed a main component to add bulk to the sandwich.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:39:11.51

鶴 thought, pumpkin, carrots, sweet potatoes, celery root.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:39:18.64

I figured sweet apple spread and cheese might play nicely against the peppery and bitter turnip.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:40:16.45

Turnips! When’s the last time you saw someone go wild over a turnip? It’s been some time, I’d wager.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:40:40.22

One of the less popular root vegetables, people have been growing them for something like the last 3500 years, and within that stretch someone’s been jazzed about them about 15 times.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:40:56.53

Usually you see the opposite sort of reaction, and indeed a short time ago a pair of respected associates were on Twitter disparaging turnips.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:41:10.47

I’ve never been a big fan of the turnip, but it happened to strike me that maybe they might make some fine sandwiches, and so I set to work.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:41:18.32

Roasting the turnips seemed the natural move to me, as it leaves you with a better flavor than boiling them, and removes the work of changing water mid-cooking.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:42:40.02

The turnip is a starch, of course, and that makes it a tricky thing to work with.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:43:07.03

There are some good sandwiches with fried potatoes in them, but in general adding such a thing throws off the starch-something else-starch balance that is the sandwich.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:43:36.15

So I figured if I was going to work with turnips, I had to include some rather large flavors to prevent a bland, starchy experience.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:43:57.86

That meant some smoked herring�fillets, which have a heavy smoke, distinctly fishy flavor.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:44:19.24

So now I had the turnips, which bring a woody, earthy flavor, and smoky fish.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:44:42.11

I thought something sweet might play well in there, as smoke and sugar tend to pair exceedingly well, in barbecue and elsewhere.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:45:06.07

Caramelized onions are my go-to move for sweet on a sandwich, but I thought I might take it a step further for this occasion and I cooked up a batch of onion jam.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:45:28.32

Recipes vary, but in this case it was mostly a few pounds of onions cooked down in a couple cups of red wine and a honey gastrique.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:45:49.19

So the turnips, fish, and onion jam went down on some pretzel bread with a bit of horseradish mustard, and that was that.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:46:09.11

I liked this sandwich quite a bit, but I’m not so sure that was about the turnips.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:46:30.22

The onion jam was delicious, I like canned fish, and pretzel bread is always a nice change of pace.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:46:50.75

This was quite good, and the turnips were a part of that, but they were hardly the star.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:47:11.38

�My second attempt aimed for more simple ends.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:47:35.16

A New York strip steak, thinly sliced, salted and peppered and thrown in a skillet for just about a minute, went over some roasted turnips and under some provolone.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:50:10.38

Melted under the broiler, the whole thing came together as a fairly standard cheesesteak sandwich, except it also included turnips.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:50:25.70

I can see some cheesesteak aficionado not caring for what I did here, but I was quite pleased with it.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:50:47.97

The steak and the cheese are each assertive enough in flavor, but neither so much that they might drown out the turnips.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:50:54.99

Instead, the turnips give an extra dimension to what can easily be a fairly flat sandwich, and I thought it was quite welcome.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:52:01.09

Finally, I wanted something without meat. I’m celebrating a root vegetable, it would be downright negligent of me not to include something my herbivore associates can enjoy.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:55:14.97

Finally, I wanted something without meat. I’m celebrating a root vegetable, it would be downright negligent of me not to include something my herbivore associates can enjoy.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:57:34.27

I’ve still left the vegans in the cold, but this one is easily adaptable to their needs.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:58:31.43

For the third sandwich, I cut some heirloom tomatoes into slices about as wide as I had the turnips and gave them the same treatment, a stretch in the oven to boost up their sugars and break them down a bit.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:59:04.05

I’ve had my own issues with tomatoes before, but going heirloom helps make the most of things.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:59:27.73

Roast tomatoes and turnips isn’t quite enough for a sandwich, so I roasted some garlic as well and combined it with some minced scallion into a compound butter, which was spread on both sides of the sandwich.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 06:59:43.28

This one was a bit of a mess to eat, as the tomatoes had little structure left, but that didn’t prevent it from being all sorts of tasty.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:00:01.06

The garlic, tomatoes and turnips all have their own sweetness, with varying levels of subtlety, and it was a delight to have them working together.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:00:12.62

This was rich, vibrant, and the turnips helped establish the sandwich as substantial.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:00:27.53

If you’ve got no love for the turnip, I can’t imagine the above would sway you.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:00:45.24

But if you’re just not sure what you might do with them or why they might be enjoyable, I hope I’ve laid out some things that you might find intriguing.
Turnips! If they were good enough for 1500 BC, they’re good enough for you.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:04:53.20

Have�you ever made a sandwich and thought, “Everything I’ve ever done in my life pales in comparison to the amazing achievement that is this sandwich”?

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:05:09.38

That’s what happened to me yesterday after I made this sandwich.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:05:33.54

It’s vegetarian but packed full of flavor thanks to fresh mozzarella, crispy turnips (which are in season a lot of places right now and surprisingly versatile to cook with), and a spicy aioli.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:05:40.98

Damnit I’m making myself hungry just thinking about it. Gotta go make another one now.

Read on for the super easy recipe!

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:06:12.35

Ingredients:

(Makes 1 sandwich)

2 tbsp�olive oil

1 turnip, peeled and sliced into thin rounds

A few leaves of lettuce, tossed with a splash of apple cider vinegar (I used a mix of butter lettuce and mustard greens, but you could also use arugula, romaine whatever greens you have on hand!)

Small�baguette�or hoagie roll

Salt & pepper

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:06:54.83

For aioli:

1 tbsp mayo

1/2 tbsp�chili garlic sauce

1/2 tbsp pickled jalapenos, diced

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:07:48.34

Preparation:

1.鵫eat oil in a saute pan over medium heat. Add turnips and cook until caramelized (3-5 minutes), then flip and caramelize other side, sprinkling each side with salt and pepper. They should still have a bit of crunch to them when you’re done.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:07:55.91

2.�Remove turnips from pan and grill both sides of bread in remaining oil (just until warm/slightly browned).

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:08:36.43

3.鶴n a small bowl, mix mayonnaise with chili garlic sauce and jalapenos. Call it an aioli because it sounds fancier, then spread on both sides of the bread.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:08:48.56

4.�Top with grilled turnips, mozzarella, and lettuce.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:08:55.88

5.�Take a braggy photo and�post it on Instagram.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:09:39.14

6.鮻at. Realize all your other life accomplishments pale in comparison to this sandwich. Sit with that realization for a second. Take another bite and be totally OK with it.

Original by Winona Dimeo-Ediger

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:21:30.46

The toast sandwich is so British and so austere that it seems like something straight out of a Monty Python sketch. The humble dish consists of a piece of buttered toast seasoned with salt and pepper, between two slices of bread. That’s it.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:22:05.77

When I first learned of the toast sandwich’s existence during a late-night Wikipedia binge, I found it so perplexing that I simply had to learn more.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:22:19.26

It provoked more questions than it answered.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:22:30.25

Why would anyone subject themselves to this exercise in culinary surrealism? And, ontologically speaking, what makes a sandwich a sandwich?

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:23:46.09

The first question is relatively easy to answer.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:24:04.22

The toast sandwich made its print debut in Britain in 1861, in Mrs. Beeton's Book of Household Ma

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:24:21.34

nagement, a lengthy tome on home economics�published�by Isabella Beeton, a sort of mid-Victorian Martha Stewart. Isabella and he

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:24:35.36

r wealthy publisher husband, Sam, worked as a team.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:24:54.98

Isabella wrote articles on household management�covering topics as disparate as hiring servants, caring for sick children, and cooking�for her husband’s publications.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:25:05.51

In 1861, her articles were collected and published in book form. The Book of Household Management was a commercial success, selling nearly two million copies by 1868.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:25:38.36

In the book, the toast sandwich is actually listed as a food for sick people.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:25:47.34

This makes sense, as its contents are in keeping with�the BRAT diet(bananas, rice, toast and applesauce) prescribed for people recovering from digestive ailments.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:26:34.72

“Place a very thin piece of cold toast between 2 slices of thin bread-and-butter in the form of a sandwich,

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:26:47.90

adding a seasoning of pepper and salt,” the recipe�reads.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:27:06.65

“This sandwich may be varied by adding a little pulled meat, or very fine slices of cold meat, to the

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:27:12.73

toast, and in any of these forms will be found very tempting to the appetite of an invalid

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:28:32.70

“The RSC decided to promote Mrs. Beeton's toast sandwich because it might just be what

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:28:41.27

we need to get us through the harsh economic

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:28:52.14

times that are forecast,” the Royal Society of Chemistry said.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:29:04.69

“Of course, when we finally emerge from these dark days we will

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:29:11.19

seek something more celebratory from Mrs. Beeton's pantheon of rich recipes to welcome back the good times.”

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:29:52.22

According to the Royal Society of Chemistry, the average toast sandwich contains 330 calories.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:30:06.46

Most of these calories come from carbohydrates.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:30:23.24

There is a bit of fat from the butter. But the sandwich lacks the vitamins and fiber found in fruits and

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:30:34.13

vegetables, and the protein found in meat, tofu, peanut butter or other standard sandwich fillings

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:30:45.19

It’s a food one eats to survive, not a food to be savored.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:31:32.51

Like collards, offal, and other so-called poverty foods, the toast sandwich has�at least in one documented instance�been repackaged as a luxury

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:31:39.46

experience.鮏elebrity chef Heston Blumenthal created a version�featuring black truffles, gastrique, and bone-marrow salad.

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:33:51.11

というわけでまたしても古典的Oreoれ詐欺にひっかかり(昨日です)

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:34:19.41

もう全然お金がありまそん

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:35:02.15

オレオレ、オレオレ

**マドモアゼル名無しさん** · 2020/08/08(土) 07:35:34.32

誰だかわかんないっ泣泣泣