Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks and served it to the husband and children.
The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating. "Is it beef?" The daughter Katie asked. "Nope" "Is it pork?" the son Willie asked. "Nope" "Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.
やはり出会い系、清純そうな子や地味な子でも、5~6人は付き合ったという非処女ばかり・・・ 0289名無しさん@おだいじに2017/06/05(月) 19:00:43.58ID:???>>288 何のアプリ使ってる? 0290名無しさん@おだいじに2017/06/05(月) 19:25:40.24ID:???>>288悪いからこそ求めるんやで 0291名無しさん@おだいじに2017/06/05(月) 20:16:08.82ID:??? 同期が医者同士で結婚してるからせめて顔くらい勝たないと、 0292名無しさん@おだいじに2017/06/06(火) 00:39:12.21ID:??? Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!" The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!" 0293名無しさん@おだいじに2017/06/06(火) 01:32:36.32ID:??? ウィズとか言うDaigoが監督してるやつ。